Family is fuxored.

[kickaha]

Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

Comments

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

The method involves dense objects put in a freezer or refrigerator and tossed onto the sleeping person. :P

[ashears.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, this explains a lot.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Man, my mom would have learned very quickly it is a bad idea to wake me by giving my a heavy, cold missle weapon. :p

[greenteablues.livejournal.com]

Wow.

A) I'm amazed kickaha didn't turn out to be an axe-murderer.
(Don't incriminate yourself if there's something I don't know...)

B) I almost took my sisters head off her shoulders for *tapping* me awake once.
If she had lobbed frozen goods on me, I probably would have razed the house to the ground in a preconscious rage before climbing back under the warm blankets and rubble.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

She left out the crucial details...

See, if you take ice cold marbles and pour them into someone's bed, no matter where they roll... the little fuckers follow. Works better than ice water.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

But then you're a) up and b) pissed off. My mom would get away with that all of once. :p