Family is fuxored.

[kickaha]

Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

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[kickaha.livejournal.com]

She left out the crucial details...

See, if you take ice cold marbles and pour them into someone's bed, no matter where they roll... the little fuckers follow. Works better than ice water.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

But then you're a) up and b) pissed off. My mom would get away with that all of once. :p