Family is fuxored.

[kickaha]

Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

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Man, my mom would have learned very quickly it is a bad idea to wake me by giving my a heavy, cold missle weapon. :p