Family is fuxored.

[kickaha]

Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

Comments

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

If you answered her you have no right to complain. :p The proper answer was not to turn of the shower, it was to yell LOUDLY: "DON'T KNOW, DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SHOWERING!"

Parents must be trained with harsh tactics. :)

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

If I recall correctly, Jason's mom is the inventor of the marbles technique for getting him out of bed. I reckon her response to the above would be to turn of the hot water at the heater.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

What's the marbles technique?

And the easy way to get back at her for shutting off the hot water is to fuck up her computer and never, ever fix it again. Two birds with one stone. I am nothing if not pragmatic. :)

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

The method involves dense objects put in a freezer or refrigerator and tossed onto the sleeping person. :P

[ashears.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, this explains a lot.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Man, my mom would have learned very quickly it is a bad idea to wake me by giving my a heavy, cold missle weapon. :p

[greenteablues.livejournal.com]

Wow.

A) I'm amazed kickaha didn't turn out to be an axe-murderer.
(Don't incriminate yourself if there's something I don't know...)

B) I almost took my sisters head off her shoulders for *tapping* me awake once.
If she had lobbed frozen goods on me, I probably would have razed the house to the ground in a preconscious rage before climbing back under the warm blankets and rubble.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

She left out the crucial details...

See, if you take ice cold marbles and pour them into someone's bed, no matter where they roll... the little fuckers follow. Works better than ice water.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

But then you're a) up and b) pissed off. My mom would get away with that all of once. :p