Dear Manager of Mine...

[kickaha]

When you ask "Is there anything you need?" and I respond with "Yeah, minions.", the one thing you *really don't* want to respond with is "How many?"


Me.

With minions.

Muahahahahahaha.

Comments

[badger.livejournal.com]

- excerpted from _My Life as a Mad Scientist: The Early Years_, by you-know-who, Routledge Kegan Paul, London, 2xxx.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

...Volume 1.

[badger.livejournal.com]

I was about to reply "You don't write that much', then I remembered that I've *read* your dissertation :). So sure, Vol. I.

[madpiratebippy.livejournal.com]

heheheheehHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHeeeeeehehehe.

And things going in and out of your butt.

LARGE things. All the time. (Okay, so you said they were ideas, I still get to giggle uncontrollably for hours over that sentance).

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Never utter "I've got all these huge ideas just flying outta my ass!" in bippy's hearing again. :p :)

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

OMG.

Yes, yes your manager does want to ask that.

Too freaking awesome.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Well it's not a done deal yet, but... there's a chance I might get some help. :)

Okay, now I'm jealous.

[flinx.livejournal.com]

You're in a better position to start taking over the world than I am, right now. That and you're likely to wind up with more minions, too!

I've only got 2.5 minions right now, and I inherited them. Didn't even get to pick them out myself, though I'm working very hard to shape them properly...

*sigh*

Re: Okay, now I'm jealous.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

You've *got* minions? Maaaaaaan... I got nuthin'.

[maegwynn.livejournal.com]

Cue maniacal laughter!

Cue?

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

I expect the maniacal laughter stops in my house as often as it does yours. ;)

:D

Re: Cue?

[maegwynn.livejournal.com]

All too true...

Re: Cue?

[badger.livejournal.com]

I expect that you likely mean effectively never :). If so, good call!

[saffyre-dragon.livejournal.com]

I've been working on my Evil Minion status (I'm down and to the left). Still auditioning for the proper Evil Over-Lord, though.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

How's your formal programming language analysis fu?

A word of warning about minion acquisition

[actsofcreation.livejournal.com]

You do not, I repeat do not, want to own minions. Ever. They require a great deal of care and feeding.

You *do* want to have other peoples minions doing your bidding. OPM, Other Peoples Minions. Always remember.

Re: A word of warning about minion acquisition

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I expect these will be Rent-A-Minions. Not quite as reliable as Owned (or Previously Owned) Minions, but as long as you get the rental insurance, they're pretty expendable.

Re: A word of warning about minion acquisition

[tealynx.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud at this. In my store. Within the hearing of my Owned (and Previously Owned) Minions.

Re: A word of warning about minion acquisition

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Best to remind them who's boss. :)