Dear Manager of Mine...

[kickaha]

When you ask "Is there anything you need?" and I respond with "Yeah, minions.", the one thing you *really don't* want to respond with is "How many?"


Me.

With minions.

Muahahahahahaha.

Comments

[badger.livejournal.com]

- excerpted from _My Life as a Mad Scientist: The Early Years_, by you-know-who, Routledge Kegan Paul, London, 2xxx.

[madpiratebippy.livejournal.com]

heheheheehHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHeeeeeehehehe.

And things going in and out of your butt.

LARGE things. All the time. (Okay, so you said they were ideas, I still get to giggle uncontrollably for hours over that sentance).

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

OMG.

Yes, yes your manager does want to ask that.

Too freaking awesome.

Okay, now I'm jealous.

[flinx.livejournal.com]

You're in a better position to start taking over the world than I am, right now. That and you're likely to wind up with more minions, too!

I've only got 2.5 minions right now, and I inherited them. Didn't even get to pick them out myself, though I'm working very hard to shape them properly...

*sigh*

[maegwynn.livejournal.com]

Cue maniacal laughter!

[saffyre-dragon.livejournal.com]

I've been working on my Evil Minion status (I'm down and to the left). Still auditioning for the proper Evil Over-Lord, though.

A word of warning about minion acquisition

[actsofcreation.livejournal.com]

You do not, I repeat do not, want to own minions. Ever. They require a great deal of care and feeding.

You *do* want to have other peoples minions doing your bidding. OPM, Other Peoples Minions. Always remember.