Dear Trees.

[kickaha]

(Not tree, the big woody things outside. Just so that's clear.)

I'm really happy for you all that you're all simultaneously getting your funk on, and getting some. Really, I am.

I'd like to point however, that I did not give my permission nor consent to be involved in your big fucking pollen orgy, and would like you all to take it back. I never asked you all to splooge up my nose, and in my eyes, and really, it's pretty damned rude to be spraying your seed everywhere in a giant tree bukkake-fest.

So really, stop it, or I'm going to be forced to get all Paul Bunyan on your sorry asses. I don't care how big you are, I have a chainsaw, opposable thumbs, and can move move a hell of a lot faster than you bastards.

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For the first time in three years, my car is not spending April as a lovely greenish-yellow. It's amazing, really.