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Bought some lovely bratwursts yesterday. Threw them on the grill last night. Injected them with a bit o' Ballard Bitters first to give them a nice beer undertone.

WARNING:

Beer contains alcohol.

Alcohol is flammable.

When beer boils inside a sausage casing, and then sprays out the injection hole in a fine mist, it becomes *highly* flammable.




I blew up my wiener.

Yeah!

Date: 2002-09-25 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lirrin.livejournal.com
And come to think of it, wasn't it you who used to tell stories about peeling the M-80's out of the deer-scaring-shotgun-shells and blowing things up with them? I vaguely recall tales of a pop can with gasoline...

Re: Yeah!

Date: 2002-09-25 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com
Damn, I knew that was going to come back and bite me on the butt one day... (Rorschach always said I should pen Vol 3 of The Anarchist's Cookbook...)

I didn't think of taking a picture of the carnage until after the evidence was disposed of. :/

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