I keep asking Cass if I could have a Balrog, he says no, would be too dangerous, and then I say but we'd be the hit of the neighborhood with a 24/7 bbq pit and naturally warmed hot tub.
So then I ask for a warg(sp?). Nope. Promise to take it to obedience class. Nope. I'll socialize it! Nope - it'll eat all the other dogs in puppy kindergarten. I could herd with it! It'll eat the sheep. And the horses.
Wait - I CAN RIDE IT TO WORK!! Oh. Hmm.. Well.....maybe...
If that fails, I still want a Demon Dog from Ghostbusters....
No, I don't want a pony for xmas....but the above will do....
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Date: 2004-11-17 03:03 pm (UTC)I keep asking Cass if I could have a Balrog, he says no, would be too dangerous, and then I say but we'd be the hit of the neighborhood with a 24/7 bbq pit and naturally warmed hot tub.
So then I ask for a warg(sp?). Nope. Promise to take it to obedience class. Nope. I'll socialize it! Nope - it'll eat all the other dogs in puppy kindergarten. I could herd with it! It'll eat the sheep. And the horses.
Wait - I CAN RIDE IT TO WORK!!
Oh.
Hmm..
Well.....maybe...
If that fails, I still want a Demon Dog from Ghostbusters....
No, I don't want a pony for xmas....but the above will do....