I can live with this...

[kickaha]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, kickaha sent to me...

Twelve endorphans drumming

Eleven maegwynns piping

Ten roobugs a-leaping

Nine lirrins dancing

Eight comics a-milking

Seven motorcycles a-hiking

Six computers a-cooking

Five du-u-u-ucatis

Four pig pickins

Three design patterns

Two north cascades

...and a horror in a mythology.

Get your own Twelve Days:

But how *does* one milk a comic?

Oh, right. Claremont. Nevermind.