Idiot calling

[kickaha]

Blame Eridan for this one.

Imagine a contest, much like a hog calling, but instead you are calling idiots. What would *your* call be?

Here, I'll get you started...

"SUVs! No money down!"

Comments

You know...

[eridan.livejournal.com]

What always killed me about those stupid lose weight fast signs was the way they get printed.

I LOST 40 POUNDS
ask me how (in MUCh smaller text)
1-800-IMA-BIGDUMBASS
and then some blabber in small text about weight loss formulas

I always wanted to get about 40 pounds of lard and put it in a wagon and give it to the person who was nailing up the stupid signs... "Here, I think you lost this... "

heh. But then again, I'm a special kind of wrong most of the time.

Eridan

Oh yeah - my idiot call:

"Gordon Elliot Book Signings! Get in line now!"

(Gordon Elliot's a waste of skin on Food Network. this guy is a freakin' idiot.)