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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2002-07-31 10:04 am
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Idiot calling

Blame Eridan for this one.

Imagine a contest, much like a hog calling, but instead you are calling idiots. What would *your* call be?

Here, I'll get you started...

"SUVs! No money down!"
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[identity profile] retcon.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Make money by losing weight! No dieting invovled!!"

You know...

[identity profile] eridan.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What always killed me about those stupid lose weight fast signs was the way they get printed.

I LOST 40 POUNDS
ask me how (in MUCh smaller text)
1-800-IMA-BIGDUMBASS
and then some blabber in small text about weight loss formulas

I always wanted to get about 40 pounds of lard and put it in a wagon and give it to the person who was nailing up the stupid signs... "Here, I think you lost this... "

heh. But then again, I'm a special kind of wrong most of the time.

Eridan

Oh yeah - my idiot call:

"Gordon Elliot Book Signings! Get in line now!"

(Gordon Elliot's a waste of skin on Food Network. this guy is a freakin' idiot.)

Scary for real type book...

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
We were given a copy of it as a gag gift:

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Money Through Intuition

I'm not kidding. It's a real book, and they're dead serious.

"I have a feeling... you just gave me $16.95!"
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