Apparently, breast feeding moms aren't reading the handouts or paying attention to the videos from the hospitals. They advise to be very careful in choice and use of soap, lotion etc on breasts when nursing infants.
And yes boobs expire when they hit a woman's waistline.
I am presented with *so many* possible comments that I cannot choose among them.
Do I go the sexist route and point out that when one pair goes off, there are plenty of fresh pairs available as replacements, the only trick being making sure the first pair are adequately disposed of before the fresh pair are introduced to the environment?
Do I go the virtuous* (though toxically saccharine) route and say, no, boobs do not expire, and I fully intend to be enjoying the pair that are shared with me, and all that accompanies them, for the rest of my life?
Do I go with the snide comment and say if you haven't expired in the quarter-century I've known you, you're unlikely to do so at all?
Or do I go full-on creepy and discuss the relative merits of freezing, dehydration, and smoking as preservation techniques?
I just don't know.
*I know, I know. I'm not saying it's a likely option, merely that the choice exists.
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Date: 2008-05-24 04:01 am (UTC)And yes boobs expire when they hit a woman's waistline.
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Date: 2008-05-24 12:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-25 07:06 pm (UTC)Do I go the sexist route and point out that when one pair goes off, there are plenty of fresh pairs available as replacements, the only trick being making sure the first pair are adequately disposed of before the fresh pair are introduced to the environment?
Do I go the virtuous* (though toxically saccharine) route and say, no, boobs do not expire, and I fully intend to be enjoying the pair that are shared with me, and all that accompanies them, for the rest of my life?
Do I go with the snide comment and say if you haven't expired in the quarter-century I've known you, you're unlikely to do so at all?
Or do I go full-on creepy and discuss the relative merits of freezing, dehydration, and smoking as preservation techniques?
I just don't know.
*I know, I know. I'm not saying it's a likely option, merely that the choice exists.