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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2008-01-16 01:59 am

A request...

Would someone please tell my loving wife that the phrase 'pig brittle' is never to be uttered again?

Thenk yew.

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I lived among your people for a decade, and I still say...

THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH Y'ALL!

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking for the South, as I do, we would love to claim invention of pig candy. I think many cultures have come up with similar treats, however, so claiming it would be kinda like claiming the invention of fried, sweetened dough.

If you're so grossed out, what do you call maple syrup on bacon? Hmmm?

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious. :D

I think there's a wee bit o' difference between "Cooked meat which has had a sugar glaze added" and "Meat cooked until it caramelizes on its own and turns into a piece of slightly sweet, crunchy leather".

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah, my friend. The "cooked meat" had no sugar glaze added. Pig makes its own sugar glaze when you cook it the right way.

Cow just don't cook up the way pork do.

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[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
porkXXXX pig


Damn your distractions when I'm running out the door!

Re: edit

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Git!

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

Meat + sugar glaze = yum.

Meat that *BECOMES* sugar glaze = ewwww.

(I believe the quote from last night was...

"Cow just don't fry up the way pig do.")