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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2008-01-16 01:59 am

A request...

Would someone please tell my loving wife that the phrase 'pig brittle' is never to be uttered again?

Thenk yew.

[identity profile] jason0x21.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
What about "Maple Bacon Doughnut?"

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nawwwww, that's a delicacy.

(And it's Maple Bacon *Bar* for the true snob^h^h^h^hconnisewer.)

[identity profile] ekuhn.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
just as soon as the icky imagery that is inspired by the phrase has been scoured from my mind. ew.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
She cooked a massive pork shoulder last night. (Which is gooooooood...) The juices collected in the bottom of the pan, settled themselves down into a demi-glace, and then... hardened into a brittle dense layer.

Which she felt the need to gleefully point out.

[identity profile] franktheavenger.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose if it's made it won't have to be said aloud...;)

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're howling at the wind, my friend! 87,700 web pages and counting are whispering the words, "make pig candy for me tonight, baby."

http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2007/12/how-to-make-pig-candy.html

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I lived among your people for a decade, and I still say...

THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH Y'ALL!

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking for the South, as I do, we would love to claim invention of pig candy. I think many cultures have come up with similar treats, however, so claiming it would be kinda like claiming the invention of fried, sweetened dough.

If you're so grossed out, what do you call maple syrup on bacon? Hmmm?

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious. :D

I think there's a wee bit o' difference between "Cooked meat which has had a sugar glaze added" and "Meat cooked until it caramelizes on its own and turns into a piece of slightly sweet, crunchy leather".

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah, my friend. The "cooked meat" had no sugar glaze added. Pig makes its own sugar glaze when you cook it the right way.

Cow just don't cook up the way pork do.

edit

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
porkXXXX pig


Damn your distractions when I'm running out the door!

Re: edit

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Git!

Re: Hahaahaha!

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

Meat + sugar glaze = yum.

Meat that *BECOMES* sugar glaze = ewwww.

(I believe the quote from last night was...

"Cow just don't fry up the way pig do.")

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I routinely scrape the fond off the griddle as I'm cooking bacon of a morning. It's the perk of helping with breakfast. Mmmm.

(If you wait until the bacon's done, the fond is burnt. Not so much with the mmmm.)

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't s'pose you'd care to elucidate?

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a serious gag factor with pork fat. (And poultry fat.) Always have.

Crispy bacon? Not a problem. Pork rinds? Mmmm. (Only on long road trips for some reason.)

Fat that is soft, semi-soft, liquid, gooey or otherwise not crispy? Instant gag.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Did not say "fat", said "fond".

The bacon I use leaves very little fat behind after the cooking process--apparently many people don't understand that bacon is *meat*, and buy that paper-thin, wimpy stuff that leaves more mass rendered out in the pan than on the plate. No thank you.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm with you on the thick-cut bacon. (Mmmm... pepper-cured... almost impossible to find on the east coast, by the way. Heathens.)

Oddly, bacon fond... not a fan, even though I'm a bacon whore otherwise.

Beef fond though? Chicken? All over it.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I tell you, the trick is scrape it out during the cooking process. There's a huge difference between caramelized and carbon. :)

[identity profile] franktheavenger.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, one thing I hate about the south is OMG PEPPER EVERYWHERE. Some of us actually have senses of taste, you incomprehensible fuckwits! Rar!

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My observation is that cuisines that rely on overpoweringly-spiced food tend to be from cultures that have a long history of poverty. The spices provide two benefits:

1) They kill the microorganisms, or at least knock them down sufficiently that people can handle them.

2) They mask the taste of spoiled food.

We, however, live in a time and a culture of mostly-adequate food safety standards, so we don't *need* to burn out our taste buds anymore. It's time to BACK THE HELL OFF.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, pepper cured isn't horribly overly peppered. (And frank has delicate taste buds. Really. Really, really doesn't like spices. Of any sort.)

What I don't care for is when the bacon is pepper *encrusted*. Slapping on coarsely ground peppercorn after curing is not the same as pepper cured. The latter is a lot harder to find, but has a much milder flavor. :\

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
My general point still holds, though. My rule when ordering spicy food is get it hot enough to sensitize the palate, to let the complex and subtle interactions of the flavors come through. If it's so overdone your taste buds can't distinguish anything past the hot, you're merely abusing yourself.

Some (many!) folks make "how hot can you stand?" into a macho thing. These folks are missing the entire point. I have an extremely high threshold of pain, but I don't go around carving my initials into my arm with a Swiss Army knife.

Anymore.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, agreed. Heat for heat's sake is silly IMO. (Not that I haven't dropped wasabi bomb or two in my day...)

Sometimes, though, you run across an insanely hot food that is *also* tasty and flavorful despite the heat. Dixie's BBQ 'The Man' is in that category for me. The heat is unreal, but the flavor is *so* damned good that it makes it worth the pain. Well, that and the endorphins.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never met 'The Man'--everyone else I've talked to who has, has only reported how hot it was, and how cool they were for trying it. Perhaps someday I will after all.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's frickin' hot, no doubt about it. I tried it for the macho factor, I'll admit it. I keep going back for it because of the flavor.

Make no mistake, it is so hot it caused my gums to physically *bleed* the first time... but it actually has a wonderful range of flavors I haven't run across in a less painful format. Go figure.

[identity profile] franktheavenger.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Food that makes me bleed the first time I eat it DOES NOT GET A SECOND TIME. What the hell is wrong with you, you damn freak!? :p

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
it has a flavor!

[identity profile] psychocosm.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Does pig brittle compliment cracklin's? maybe you can take cracklin's and scrape up the pig candy like cheesy nachos....?

I need some lunch.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be in the corner, scraping my brain clean...

[identity profile] badger.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Might complement haggis.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Now wait a minnit... I've had haggis, and it's not bad.

But crackin'/pig candy *nachos*?!?

aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
AWSUMNIS 4 TEH WIN!

:D

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I hate you all.