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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2007-09-24 11:38 am

That's it, I'm done.

I can't take it any more.

Anyone who uses the word 'flavor' in a business meeting, call, or presentation should be shot.

"The next two slides give just a flavor of what we're talking about..."

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! They give a *TASTE*, not a frickin' flavor!

Who the hell started this bastardization, and where do they live so I can go visit them with a steel pipe?!?



I swear to god, anytime someone uses the word, I drop my estimation of their IQ by 10 pts. It's just idiotic.

[identity profile] franktheavenger.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Be glad they're not saying 'flava.' :p

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I can handle mispronunciations. Nookyular doesn't bother me, and I can almost keep from twitching when I hear someone say "Can I aks you something?"

But totally misusing a word is just asinine.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm particularly fond of "author" as a verb.
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[identity profile] gwyneira.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Grrr.

[identity profile] arthane.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I has a flavor.

A flavor, I has it.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
lolcats are *intentionally* stupid, so they get a pass.

[identity profile] zen-oven.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
damn. you beat me to it.

[identity profile] ginkgo.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This really resonates with me.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I know where you sleep.

[identity profile] dhw.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
We're ratholing here, can we take this offline.

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Last time someone said "let's take this offline" in a meeting, I said "Wow, the resolution on this immersive VR is *STUNNING*... it's almost like we're already in the same room!"

There was nervous laughter.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Meh, I'm OK with taking things offline; it isn't necessarily off the same line as the one from which you get your bits.

[identity profile] kimokeane.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the kind of mistake that really makes myself annoyed...

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I will killlllllll you.

[identity profile] zen-oven.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
you know what drives me insane? 'liberry.' if you ever hear of me climbing a clock tower with an assault rifle, that is probably what will have set me off.