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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2007-09-22 02:09 pm

It's eavesdropping Match Game!

While walking back to Grand Central last night, [livejournal.com profile] ginkgo overheard a couple standing looking at a display of very expensive cloisonné and bejeweled ornaments in a shop window. Included was a large collection of frogs. The woman says...

"We'll have sex tonight *if* you can tell me which frog... [___blank___]"

Fill in the blank!

Best answer gets a personalized tour of Manhattan and beautiful downtown Ossining.*

*Travel costs not included.

[identity profile] georgmi.livejournal.com 2007-09-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...contains the poison.

...holds the *antidote*.

...just farted.

...opens the Well of the Souls.

...has diamonds instead of zirconium.

...is real.

[identity profile] franktheavenger.livejournal.com 2007-09-22 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
'Killed my father.'

[identity profile] actsofcreation.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The vessel with the pessel holds the pellet with the poison,
the flagon with the dragon hold the brew that is true.

They dropped the flagon with the dragon. Now the chalice with
the palace holds pellet with the poison, the vessel with the pessel
hold the brew that is true.

They just smashed both the vessel with the pessel and the chalice from
the palace, and are now out of wine. So we are to toast by eating frogs.
Does the toad made of gold contain the pellet with the poison and is
the croaker on a choaker the chew that is true?

[identity profile] arthane.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
... most resembles Vincent Schiavelli.