It's eavesdropping Match Game!

[kickaha]

While walking back to Grand Central last night, ginkgo overheard a couple standing looking at a display of very expensive cloisonné and bejeweled ornaments in a shop window. Included was a large collection of frogs. The woman says...

"We'll have sex tonight *if* you can tell me which frog... [___blank___]"

Fill in the blank!

Best answer gets a personalized tour of Manhattan and beautiful downtown Ossining.*

*Travel costs not included.

Comments

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

...contains the poison.

...holds the *antidote*.

...just farted.

...opens the Well of the Souls.

...has diamonds instead of zirconium.

...is real.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

'Killed my father.'

[actsofcreation.livejournal.com]

The vessel with the pessel holds the pellet with the poison,
the flagon with the dragon hold the brew that is true.

They dropped the flagon with the dragon. Now the chalice with
the palace holds pellet with the poison, the vessel with the pessel
hold the brew that is true.

They just smashed both the vessel with the pessel and the chalice from
the palace, and are now out of wine. So we are to toast by eating frogs.
Does the toad made of gold contain the pellet with the poison and is
the croaker on a choaker the chew that is true?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Pestle.

Get it? :)

[actsofcreation.livejournal.com]

Yes yes... I can't spell... we all know that... move along, nothing new to see here :)

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

No, no, the misspelling was just the excuse for the LINE.

You quoted one of my favorite movies of all time; you were supposed to respond with "Got it", so I could say, "Good."

'Swhat I get for being obscure. Sigh. :)

[actsofcreation.livejournal.com]

LOL... I am well aware... it's one of my favorites as well... I just didn't *read* past the Pestle line (damn you skimming! Damn you to hell!).

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I feel better, then. I'd hate to have you think I'm a pedantic asshole.

I mean, I *am* a pedantic asshole, but it's better if people don't know that, right? :)

[arthane.livejournal.com]

... most resembles Vincent Schiavelli.