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http://gawker.com/news/hurricane-nyc/how-to-prepare-for-the-coming-hurricane-297524.php

I freaking love this post.

And the comments are gold. A teaser: "At least the zombie rapists won't mind eating you out first."

Comments

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Most zombies are pretty exsanguinated; I have to wonder what provides the, um, hydraulic support?

[night-monkey.livejournal.com]

"I read in the May issue of Consumer Reports that fire is the most effective zombie retardant (just being a helpful critter)."

First thing I thought of was smothering a fire with a retarded zombie.