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[kickaha]

http://gawker.com/news/hurricane-nyc/how-to-prepare-for-the-coming-hurricane-297524.php

I freaking love this post.

And the comments are gold. A teaser: "At least the zombie rapists won't mind eating you out first."

Comments

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Most zombies are pretty exsanguinated; I have to wonder what provides the, um, hydraulic support?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Puree of braaaaaaaaaains

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Now *that* makes sense. And here we'd always thought they only wanted them for the nutritional value.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Now you know where 'getting head' comes from.

*rimshot*

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Trust you to derail a perfectly respectable and serious conversation with a sex joke. :b

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

1) Duh.
2) When did this conversation *start* to be respectable and serious?!?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Zombies are Not a Joking Matter, my friend. :)

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

zombees r sreeus matter!


Hey, I *have* a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide... autographed... by David Sedaris.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I cannot make the conceptual connection there.

But then, my dad has a copy of _Six Crises_...autographed...by Richard Nixon. Go figure.

And there are people whom, if I met them suddenly, I would ask to autograph whatever came to hand. Books, napkins, body parts... (What body parts? Depends on the person!)

My copy of _World War Z_ is still sitting on the shelf, waiting to be read. As is my copy of _World War 3.0_, for that matter.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Sedaris selects a book he likes each tour to hawk, and he sells it alongside his own. If you buy his, he autographs it as the author. If you buy the other one, he autographs it as if he bought it for you as a gift.

This last tour, he was selling ZSG. :D

I haven't picked up WWZ yet.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

That would do it. That's kind of neat, actually.

[night-monkey.livejournal.com]

"I read in the May issue of Consumer Reports that fire is the most effective zombie retardant (just being a helpful critter)."

First thing I thought of was smothering a fire with a retarded zombie.