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Who dies first, Anthony Bourdain from lung cancer, or Alton Brown from skin cancer when that thing on his left cheek takes over his head?

Comments

[ymasen.livejournal.com]

I vote Rachel Ray ;)

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Wishes don't count, neither do contracted hits. ;)

[night-monkey.livejournal.com]

12 bars of gold press latinum on the hooman one.

[morgyne.livejournal.com]

I shank that Bam guy with a frying pan handle.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Got to be Bourdain; Alton can get that thing taken care of, but Bourdain is never going to quit smoking.

Though there's an outside chance Rachael Ray claws his eyes out before the cigarettes get him.