A poem.

[kickaha]

Five I shot, or was it six?
Bud, you're really in a fix.
If I shot five, you're really sunk
So ask yourself: feel lucky, punk?


Inspired by a discussion tonight with badger, wherein the phrase _A Fistful of Wistfuls_ was uttered, referring to a bad image of a forlorn Clint in an emo spaghetti western, which led to the observation that it looked awfully Seussian.

Of course, after rattling that one off the top of my head, I can't for the life of me continue the meme. Anyone else wanna take a crack at it? Seussify a classic movie quote, the more inappropriate, the better.

Edit:

Forfeit the thought of us as lovers,
Four *feet* she sleeps above the covers.

Hmm, more Bard than Seuss, but what the hell, I was half-asleep when it popped into my head.

Edit:
Oh god, more.

Spartacus, he is us,
We are all this Spartacus.
He is me, and I am he,
Over there, you can see three.
Find the one, find the four,
Look left now, there are some more!
Five slaves, six slaves, more? Oh dear!
All are Spartacus? More, I fear.
Hundreds shouting "He is us,
We are all this Spartacus!"

Okay, I'll stop before I slip into Pimpernel doggerel. "They seek him here, they seek him there..."

Comments

Not a movie, but...

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I've actually had this one floating around for a couple of weeks, waiting the opportunity to use or complete it:

Every rube watching TV liked Daleks a lot.
But the Doctor, who lived outside the time-stream, did NOT!

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

We are all this Spartacus!"
...and so are our wives!

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

"You can tell, because they haven't shaved."

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

I think it's merely a convenient cover for your Underdog alter ego.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Funny, you don't look blonde...



*grin*

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

I've never understood why the big, wet noses do it for you.

:D

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

I hate you, so very, very much.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

This.

THIS makes you a nerd. :p