Family is fuxored.

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Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

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Especially if the shower is part of the morning "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" evolving back to functional in the morning. Not that I'd know *anything* about that long slow crawl up from the formless muck....