Family is fuxored.
Dear Mom.
While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:
14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!
While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:
14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

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You should have jumped out of the shower and rushed to clear up her problem. No, don't bother grabbing a towel, there's no time.
Bonus points if you can be dripping soap/shampoo on carpets when accomplishing this :}