But really, is there any proof of Dog?

[kickaha]

My Fortune Cookie told me: Your dyslexic existentialism may attract fiends but drive away your friends. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

And furthermore, if most of my friends are fiends, and fiends are my friends, then where does that leave me?

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[code-slave.livejournal.com]

I *just* ran accross this lastnight...

"Do monomaniacal paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might *be* the dog that's out to get them?"

-- Anonymous
(collected from Ben Okopnik in alt.polyamory)

Technicalities aside (like the actual meaning of "schizophrenic") I found it amusing. I like that kind of word play a whole lot.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Oh that's good. I'll have to toss that one at my psychologist ma-in-law. :D

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Fucked?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

"Always look on the briiiiiight siiiiide of liiiiiife..."

[badger.livejournal.com]

if most of my friends are fiends, and fiends are my friends, then where does that leave me?
Now I have "Stuck in the Middle with You" playing in my head. I wasn't planning on watching _Reservoir Dogs_ today....

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

LOL I had the same tune after coming up with the sentence.