Same as it ever was...

[kickaha]

Context elided as completely unnecessary...

G: "It's kind of like sex, but not."

K: "I think the term you're looking for is 'dry humping'."

G: "Nooo... more like tofucky."

K: "Is that like tofurky?"

G: "Exactly."

K: "Is that what RealDolls are made from?"

G: "Except you have to baste them."



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Comments

[maisimai.livejournal.com]

I continue to say it...you are a lucky man, that gingko is a special kind of woman.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I am, and yes, yes she is.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Me and a friend of mine.

Friend: What do you want for xmas? I'm not getting you a RealDoll.

Me: If I wanted a RealDoll I would have had one way before now.

Friend: .....okay.

Me: I mean where would I keep it?

Friend: ....okay.

Me: I don't want a Superbabe2000, either.

Friend: ....I don't think I've heard of those.

Me: Competitor of RealDolls, not so many options. At Superbabe2000.com, if they're still in business, I haven't checked in a long time.

Friend: ....okay.

It's rare I render him speechless, but oh so fun. :D

If it weren't for you, maybe I could get some work done.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Are you tired of dry, lonely evenings, followed by slumber-interrupting messy midnight cleanups?

Do you miss the trimmings of an "active" lifestyle, but don't want to give up your celibacy?

Available in light meat or dark meat, sized to your needs, in individual servings or 100-person parties, Tofucky is the product for you!

(To maximize anjoyment of your Tofucky, we recommend the Master Baster 2000 with Reservoir Attachment.)