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2006-12-04 11:40 pm (UTC)
If it weren't for you, maybe I could get some work done.
Are you tired of dry, lonely evenings, followed by slumber-interrupting messy midnight cleanups?
Do you miss the trimmings of an "active" lifestyle, but don't want to give up your celibacy?
Available in light meat or dark meat, sized to your needs, in individual servings or 100-person parties, Tofucky is the product for you!
(To maximize anjoyment of your Tofucky, we recommend the Master Baster 2000 with Reservoir Attachment.)
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If it weren't for you, maybe I could get some work done.
Do you miss the trimmings of an "active" lifestyle, but don't want to give up your celibacy?
Available in light meat or dark meat, sized to your needs, in individual servings or 100-person parties, Tofucky is the product for you!
(To maximize anjoyment of your Tofucky, we recommend the Master Baster 2000 with Reservoir Attachment.)