We need a ref...

[kickaha]

Me: "Honey, I refuse to get into a discussion with you about squidfucking!"

ginkgo: "You just don't know how to talk to a woman."




Can we get a ruling on this one?

Comments

[badger.livejournal.com]

It's funny I should see this post just after skimming my friendsfriends page and noticing this userpic.

[arthane.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to go with Leah on this one.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Oh, but we weren't talking about tentacle porn or anything *normal*, oh no.

No, the tack she was taking made the question of debeaking quite relevant.

(Traitor. ;) )

[badger.livejournal.com]

Welcome to a relevant installment of the weekly webcomic A Softer World.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

You really *are* a walking nexus of coincidence, aren't you?

[badger.livejournal.com]

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day. Thanks!

[tealynx.livejournal.com]

I always tell my guys... if they just liked more normal women their lives would be soooo much easier. Clearly the same goes for you my friend.

And since converstations like this happen often at my house I think I can say, with some authority, "Intentional Grounding, 5 yards, replay first down".

[golemkennels.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I'm with http://ginkgo.livejournal.com/

[margarita-5.livejournal.com]

all i'm saying is that if it has a beak, i can see being afraid of it...

[ashears.livejournal.com]

Um. Yeah. I suspect I wouldn't wanna talk about the squid, either, in your shoes.

Sorry gingko. ;)

[ashears.livejournal.com]

D'oh, didn't mean to respond to your comment, that was meant as a new comment. :)

[margarita-5.livejournal.com]

I have to admit I was a little confused...but I was willing to go with it... ;-)

[ashears.livejournal.com]

Um. Yeah. I suspect I wouldn't wanna talk about the squid, either, in your shoes.

Sorry gingko. ;)

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Hey, just because _you're_ squeamish and narrow-minded...

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

If talking about squidfucking gets a woman going, you damn well talk about squidfucking. You don't know how to talk to a woman. ;)

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

...and you sure as hell _don't_ ask where she got all those tiny hickeys.

[arthane.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

In my experience, you know how to talk to women, all right. Boy, do you ever.

(What do you mean, I'm not helping?)

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Traitors! Beset on all sides by scurrilous cads with forked tongues!

I love my friends. :D

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

In his defense, many of those women were, um, predisposed to be easy to talk to.

(Making it worse? Me?)

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Jeez, with friends like these...

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I could point out that the two of us are among the longest-standing friends you have ('84, isn't it?), which makes it far more your problem than ours.

But that would be tacky and uncalled-for.

HTH. HAND.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Pblblblblblblblblblblt.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the refined discourse of two superior intellects. How I've missed it since you left Seattle.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

*lalalalalalalalalalalalalala*






;)

[madpiratebippy.livejournal.com]

You seem to know how to talk to me, and I'm a woman.

And, we even talk about squidly things on occasion. Mmm, sushi and tentacle porn.

And if your friends have forked tongues, I want some numbers. Hook a sistah up, you know.