Damn, they're good.

[kickaha]

kickaha will have to write:

I will not make lewd or vulgar gestures at members of the opposite sex

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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[badger.livejournal.com]

Mine says "I will not be a muse to the ghost of Van Gogh".

Given that I *am* missing most of one ear, that's sort of scarily on-target.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

How *did* you manage that one, anyway?

"I'll explain later."

[badger.livejournal.com]

I *had* to do that. Have to run off on errands, tell you shortly.