Hmm, I think I'd like a new car...

[kickaha]

Standing in front of the vending machine at work, I finally decide "Hmm, I think I'd like a PayDay." Drop in a quarter. A PayDay drops to the bottom. I hit the coin return, take my booty, and return to the office, smugly.

Comments

[margarita-5.livejournal.com]

How long do I have to wait after you left to hate you?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Don't hate da man, baby! ;)

Actually, I just kind of stood there stunned for a moment. Funnier than hell, if you ask me. :)

[margarita-5.livejournal.com]

cool - i guess i couldn't hate you anyway. even though you did get all that snow i wanted.

[ssandv.livejournal.com]

You know, I had to read this twice. The first time it sounded like it ought to be a "Jim's World" cartoon.

I need more sleep.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Vending machines are so passe. I just walk across the hall and open a cabinet, then take my pick. :p

[badger.livejournal.com]

Someone in England is missing his tan trenchcoat, and cursing.