Ok Ok. I've seen the ads and they are attrocious. Absolutely horrible.

So I'm in the drive-through at the local Burger King, right, and I've been totally victimized by the sheer unfortunate situation I have found myself in. Not only have I been inundated with horrible advertising due to the recent excessive amount of free time life has prescribed me but I've also been gassing my car up lately and driving. And today I found that my arms and feet conspired to take me to the Carrboro Burger King in order to test my theory that chicken fries are inedible. So here I am eating them and I find that they're just as not bad I secretly hoped they wouldn't be.

It's fast food. And I laud them for their creativity in product. But they're shitty barechested ad campaign should result in a firing and a subsequent Snapple hiring. Damn Madison and sons.