Stupid squirrel tricks
"Hey Nutkin, we dare you to climb up this pole, eh?"
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&slug=CAN%20Squirrel%20Fires
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&slug=CAN%20Squirrel%20Fires

Re: maybe *i* should be fire chief
I say just put a collection bin underneath and donate to the county jail for "Wild Game Night".