(Fire Chief Ross) Driver said he didn't know what Fortis could do to prevent future squirrel-caused fires.
Well, that's easy: * Install those "tin hat" squirrel-shields (like those used on bird feeders) on the power poles. * Install a sprinkler system at the base of the poles to keep the brush from being dry and squirrel-ignitable. * Turn off the power lines during "Squirrel Flambé Season". * Breed smarter squirrels.
Do I get the special Fire Chief hat and get to run the siren?
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maybe *i* should be fire chief
Date: 2005-07-19 10:14 pm (UTC)Well, that's easy:
* Install those "tin hat" squirrel-shields (like those used on bird feeders) on the power poles.
* Install a sprinkler system at the base of the poles to keep the brush from being dry and squirrel-ignitable.
* Turn off the power lines during "Squirrel Flambé Season".
* Breed smarter squirrels.
Do I get the special Fire Chief hat and get to run the siren?