Half life

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How the *(%@#%$#*(% can I have allergies on *ONE* side of my head???

Right side: clear eyed, open nasal passages.

Left side: eye is a mess, sinuses clogged tight.

WTF?

This is *after* Claritin and Sudafed. God I hate pollen.

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How the *(%@#%$#*(% can I have allergies on *ONE* side of my head???

Bilateral symmetry = biological RAID 0. Wipe the corrupted partition and restore from the mirror.

=)

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*slaps forehead* Why didn't I think of that??

Wait, that wasn't right....

*slaps retcon*

There, much better. :D