WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE?!? I'm stunned anyone would want me to babysit their kids to begin with, let alone raising them! I barely survived childhood as it was! I do crazy things! I like blowing crap up! I make jokes about duct taping kids to the wall to keep them in place! I still think dirt is highly underrated as a foodstuff! I think model rockets are age 3 and up, if only because any younger, and they might carried off by it after they glue their hand to the fuselage!
Funny, all of that is true of me as well, and I always thought that made for perfect Dad qualifications.
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Date: 2004-12-12 06:01 am (UTC)Funny, all of that is true of me as well, and I always thought that made for perfect Dad qualifications.