A poem.

[kickaha]

Five I shot, or was it six?
Bud, you're really in a fix.
If I shot five, you're really sunk
So ask yourself: feel lucky, punk?


Inspired by a discussion tonight with badger, wherein the phrase _A Fistful of Wistfuls_ was uttered, referring to a bad image of a forlorn Clint in an emo spaghetti western, which led to the observation that it looked awfully Seussian.

Of course, after rattling that one off the top of my head, I can't for the life of me continue the meme. Anyone else wanna take a crack at it? Seussify a classic movie quote, the more inappropriate, the better.

Edit:

Forfeit the thought of us as lovers,
Four *feet* she sleeps above the covers.

Hmm, more Bard than Seuss, but what the hell, I was half-asleep when it popped into my head.

Edit:
Oh god, more.

Spartacus, he is us,
We are all this Spartacus.
He is me, and I am he,
Over there, you can see three.
Find the one, find the four,
Look left now, there are some more!
Five slaves, six slaves, more? Oh dear!
All are Spartacus? More, I fear.
Hundreds shouting "He is us,
We are all this Spartacus!"

Okay, I'll stop before I slip into Pimpernel doggerel. "They seek him here, they seek him there..."