And the tentacles were hung by the chimney with care...

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

Last week, I rescued zenhack from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I exposed emschwar to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I sacrificed kalachandra to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (650 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
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