Idiot calling
Blame Eridan for this one.
Imagine a contest, much like a hog calling, but instead you are calling idiots. What would *your* call be?
Here, I'll get you started...
"SUVs! No money down!"
Imagine a contest, much like a hog calling, but instead you are calling idiots. What would *your* call be?
Here, I'll get you started...
"SUVs! No money down!"

Scary for real type book...
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Money Through Intuition
I'm not kidding. It's a real book, and they're dead serious.
"I have a feeling... you just gave me $16.95!"