Well that's different.

[kickaha]

My cell phone broke in half. Specifically, the flip-up speaker half broke off. No sudden stresses, wasn't dropped, mangled, pried, bent, folded, spindled or otherwise mutilated, it just... broke. Both hinges, simultaneously.

So I went and got an earbud. If you call, and I say "Hold on a second", you'll know why, I'm putting the earbud in.