But I remember reading about masturbation's fantastic pain blocking properties. Even if the Big O is elusive, it's supposed to help quite a bit.
Of course, the studies I read were mostly about women, so the non-orgasm thing probably isn't as well studied in men.
I'd say jerk the gherkin before you go on the table, just to be on the safe side. You'll probably feel better upon waking up than if you didn't, because of the lovely natural opiates your brain will pump out.
Because masturbation is good for you, that's why, now eat your peas.
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Date: 2004-06-17 10:25 pm (UTC)Of course, the studies I read were mostly about women, so the non-orgasm thing probably isn't as well studied in men.
I'd say jerk the gherkin before you go on the table, just to be on the safe side. You'll probably feel better upon waking up than if you didn't, because of the lovely natural opiates your brain will pump out.
Because masturbation is good for you, that's why, now eat your peas.