Adventures in not getting it

[kickaha]

KFC is running a sweepstakes catering to BSG fans: http://io9.com/5141402/when-kfc-makes-frak-jokes-we-all-win (Mildly NSFW language as you might expect.)

The prize? A full set of BSG DVDs, autographed scripts, and a year's worth of KFC.

And they named it the Frak Pack.

Um.

A Frak Pack has lube, battery operated devices, and feathers. Not fried chicken.

NEVER FRIED CHICKEN.

Comments

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Hey, just because YOU'RE close-minded doesn't mean everyone is. :p

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

And yet, the typing of your last sentence caused a website, chronicling the confluence of fried chicken and a frack pack, to spontaneously generate.

Damn you, look what you brought into being! ;)

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sick and wrong is using a *fried* chicken."

[retcon.livejournal.com]

"Would you like that Original, Extra Crispy, Lubed or Ribbed?"