Well, I'm screwed.

[kickaha]

3G, GPS, kick-ass apps*, battery life I'm going to have to see to believe (**300 hrs standby?!?**)... $199 for 8GB, $299 for 16GB, 16GB available in white as well as black.

July 11th.

Sweet.



Edit: *LAUGH* First four comments, and you all knew what I was talking about, without me even having to say what it was. :D

Edit 2: * dollraves, you're going to want to take a look at the official eBay auction app... with push notification...

Comments

You are?

[sfeldon.livejournal.com]

Drop and give me fifty, bake me a chocolate cake, then lick the toilet clean with _his_ tongue, over there.

Then report for some _work_.

Re: You are?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Until you can pull an iPhone outta your ass, you are not the Steve we are looking for. :D

Re: You are?

[sfeldon.livejournal.com]

I can do that.

I don't _want_ to do that.

But I _can_, technically, do that.

I wouldn't want to use the iPhone, and I'd probably have some trouble using the ass.

But I _can_ do that.

Does that get me anything?

Re: You are?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Awkward applause?

Re: You are?

[sfeldon.livejournal.com]

Upon reflection, I guess that's the best I could hope for.

Re: You are?

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

.... followed by a long, uncomfortable silence, and a transparent attempt to change the topic of conversation? :)

Re: You are?

[sfeldon.livejournal.com]

How about them Mariners?

Think they can pull an iPhone out of their asses?

Re: You are?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Better an iPhone than a Ping-Pong paddle.

I am *so* ashamed that I have seen that movie.

Re: You are?

[sfeldon.livejournal.com]

That film. . . wasn't made in America, was it?

Re: You are?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Nope, _Beerfest_.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486551/