Dear Congress:

[kickaha]

Re: Roger Clemens

NOBODY FUCKING CARES! Go run the goddamned country! Shoo! SHOO!

Sincerely,
Pretty much all of us.

Comments

[meep.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was making fun not only of the hearings when they had them on the break room, but also the gaggle of guys who gathered around the TV.

"Do they [you] have anything better to do?"

Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who care. Otherwise they wouldn't be watching CSPAN. I think it's a sweeps ploy. CSPAN has commercials, right? Pays for Congressional booze?

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Dude, let them focus on inane shit, if you bug them they may actually fuck up the important stuff.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

You... have a point there.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Actually, given the antitrust exemption, it *is* the business of Congress to oversee the details of MLB's operations and relationship with the players' union.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

Fine, go delegate it to a flunky. This is not Important Stuff(tm). This is not Government Work(tm). This is entertainment. Hand it off to someone in Hollywood. :p

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

You kidding? And give up all that face time on ESPN, being seen to be taking a popular, moral, unambiguous stand on a subject that's important to millions of view^H^H^H^Hvoters?

Not a chance, chuckles.