Y'know, every time I see my hometown mentioned online...

[kickaha]

... it's for some really fucked up reason.

Cow falls onto car, crushing it.

It's a strange world out there folks, and that area is blowing the curve.

Keep it unreal, guys.

Comments

[morgyne.livejournal.com]

I like how they were vacationing in Manson. But I guess it is an improvement from the Detroit area?

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

*Twisp* would be an improvement from Detroit.

But yeah, that registered high on the "What were they smoking when they made *that* reservation?" meter.

[badger.livejournal.com]

"Cow falls [200 feet] onto car," dropped by fumble-tentacled UFO abduction beam operator....

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

I like the actual reason... a woman apparently chased it off the cliff on an ATV. While trying to catch it. Because it was her kids' pet.

Oops.

"Um, kids, mommy made a boo-boo... now who wants burgers!?"

Bovine Abduction

[psychocosm.livejournal.com]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/05/abduction-lamp.jpg
your post reminds me of the lamp Sean is wanting...

Re: Bovine Abduction

[badger.livejournal.com]

M wants that too. Pity the guy did it as a one-off and not a production run.

Hmm: do it as a lava lamp, weight the cow so it doesn't tumble so much.... That might work.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Every time I hear one of these stories on the radio, I think, "Ha ha, Jason's from there." ('Course, M.'s mom was born in Wenatchee as well.)

As Pratchett said, every probability curve has its far end...

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've greatly enjoyed all of my trips to Manson.
Well, except for the year we blew up the barge...

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Wait... *except* for?!?

Come on, that's like a highpoint of most vacations! *Especially* in Eastern WA!!!

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

"Course, M.'s mom was born in Wenatchee as well."

You're *KIDDING*. Seriously?!? Oh, this is going to email...