Y'know, every time I see my hometown mentioned online...
... it's for some really fucked up reason.
Cow falls onto car, crushing it.
It's a strange world out there folks, and that area is blowing the curve.
Keep it unreal, guys.
Cow falls onto car, crushing it.
It's a strange world out there folks, and that area is blowing the curve.
Keep it unreal, guys.

Re: Bovine Abduction
Hmm: do it as a lava lamp, weight the cow so it doesn't tumble so much.... That might work.