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kickaha ([personal profile] kickaha) wrote2007-11-07 11:51 pm

Y'know, every time I see my hometown mentioned online...

... it's for some really fucked up reason.

Cow falls onto car, crushing it.

It's a strange world out there folks, and that area is blowing the curve.

Keep it unreal, guys.

[identity profile] badger.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Cow falls [200 feet] onto car," dropped by fumble-tentacled UFO abduction beam operator....

[identity profile] kickaha.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I like the actual reason... a woman apparently chased it off the cliff on an ATV. While trying to catch it. Because it was her kids' pet.

Oops.

"Um, kids, mommy made a boo-boo... now who wants burgers!?"

Re: Bovine Abduction

[identity profile] badger.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
M wants that too. Pity the guy did it as a one-off and not a production run.

Hmm: do it as a lava lamp, weight the cow so it doesn't tumble so much.... That might work.