It is unfortunate that the kindasorta internal rhyme makes me think of you. :D

Dookie Locks (which already filled the void you seek to deny) came about when I was on a youth group work trip in high school. In the town where we were working on cleaning up a school there was a Very Happy (stray) Dog. This Very Happy Dog wagged his tail all day long. Unfortunately, he had very long hair everywhere. Because he was a dog with no one to wash him or brush him, he developed dreadlocks at the base of his tail and was named Dookie Locks for it. :)

Sometimes I really can't believe he shares these things with other people so freely. :P