Wait... what?

[kickaha]

Your Penis Name Is...

Elvis

Penis Name Generator

It's dead? Has left the building? Is known to appear on stage in strange sequined costumes??

Comments

[jason0x21.livejournal.com]

The real question is: is it the fat or skinny Elvis?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Famous for interesting hip gyrations?

Not that I want to know. Where's my brain bleach?

I win

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Your Penis Name Is...

Godzilla

Penis Name Generator

Re: I win

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

It was born out of fury, frequently rampages across Japan, and shoots atomic fire??

Daaaaaaaaayum.


Godzakke?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Your Penis Name Is...

Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness

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Re: I win

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Oh there is definately fury. Hasn't been irradiated yet, I'll have to try that. :)

Re: I win

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Oh *gooooooood*, just what the world needs, mutant spunk.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

...

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Depends on the timing.

Re: I win

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

And after that, JAPAN!

Re: I win

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

"This is Tokyo News Central, and now the weather. Take an umbrella. Trust us on this one."

[gwyneira.livejournal.com]

This is not information I necessarily needed before our date night, you know.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Apparently, he'll be wearing black.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

You'd prefer to be surprised when the moment arrived?

Coulda been worse--it coulda been named "General Zod", as in "Kneel before Zod!"

[jinasphinx.livejournal.com]

*cough* *hack* *die*
So not what I should be reading during my lunch hour. Thanks, dude.
(And BTW, happy natal anniversary.)

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I usually am.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me? That was the *most* innocuous retort I had! :D

(and thanks :) )

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Oh, MAN...

http://www.cafepress.com/hotdaddy.40539557

[gwyneira.livejournal.com]

Now there's a shocker. Though I don't think he owns quite as many black clothes as he used to.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Do the "Zod" underwear come with, or do you have to purchase those separately?

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

*Somebody* keeps throwing them away.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Boxers
http://www.cafepress.com/hotdaddy?s=hotdaddy&type=15

and thongs
http://www.cafepress.com/hotdaddy?s=hotdaddy&type=80

are available...

[arthane.livejournal.com]

Your Penis Name Is...

Nyarlathotep

Penis Name Generator

Eeeek! Ooook! Spud Spunk!

[night-monkey.livejournal.com]

Your Penis Name Is...

Mr. Potato Head

Penis Name Generator

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

o_O

Re: Eeeek! Ooook! Spud Spunk!

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

That only counts if it comes with interchangeable pieces.

Re: Eeeek! Ooook! Spud Spunk!

[night-monkey.livejournal.com]

Does one eye count?

[herithoth.livejournal.com]

Hopefully your penis has less "Heartbreak Hotel" and more "Thank you, thank you very much."

Your Penis Name Is...

The Bald Avenger

Penis Name Generator

I'm beginning to resemble this remark.