Wait... what?

[kickaha]

Your Penis Name Is...

Elvis

Penis Name Generator

It's dead? Has left the building? Is known to appear on stage in strange sequined costumes??

Comments

[herithoth.livejournal.com]

Hopefully your penis has less "Heartbreak Hotel" and more "Thank you, thank you very much."

Your Penis Name Is...

The Bald Avenger

Penis Name Generator

I'm beginning to resemble this remark.