Wait... what?

[kickaha]

Your Penis Name Is...

Elvis

Penis Name Generator

It's dead? Has left the building? Is known to appear on stage in strange sequined costumes??

Comments

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

You'd prefer to be surprised when the moment arrived?

Coulda been worse--it coulda been named "General Zod", as in "Kneel before Zod!"